HELLROYS

We’re adding lots of new items to the Hellroys store every day!

Check out the Hellroys store for yourself!

Thanks to Saving Country Music for listing “Hellroys on Earth” as one the Most Essential Albums of 2020

Some might ask "Hey, HELLROYS! What gives Earth's Mightiest T-shirt its power? What makes it so...virile?" Find out here...

The wait is over! HELLROYS On Earth is out and available now. Click the Music page to get your CD or download now!  “HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus…

Anybody can have a regular old Black Friday Sale. Your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are proud to announce their BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE 2020. Get a butt-load of High-Quality HELLROYS Merchandise at special prices! That's right, we've slashed prices…

Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY!  Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number. Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we…

Thanks to Saving Country Music for including "HELLROYS Is Real" on their 2018 Essential Albums List!

Join Rayf and Sixto as they host the 5th Annual Country for a Cure Benefit Show. This year will be extra special as we celebrate the life of our beloved Bethany Caudill. This incredible event takes place on Saturday, November…

Thanks to all the great folks of Columbus Ohio who shared their Saturday with the HELLROYS. You were a fantastic crowd! We’ll see you down the road! (Photos by Tim Latorre)

We've been asked time and time again: "when are you gonna offer fat guy shirts?!" Well, the wait is over! The time is now!

Get your "HELLROYS Is Real" t-shirt in sizes up to 3XL! But, that's…

The HELLROYS are beyond thrilled their new single "I Don't Do No Drugs" can now be heard on Sirius XM's Outlaw Country channel.

Turn on. Tune in. Don't Do No Drugs!

The new album from your old pals, the HELLROYS is available now from our official store, iTunes, and Google Play. Check the Music page to learn more.

Doors: 6:30pm 

7:00pm-7:45pm: Sean Marshall 
8:00-8:45pm: Brothers 
9:00-9:45pm: Devil Doves 
10:00-11:00pm: Hellroys 

Cover: $7

Check out this very nice review of our first album, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered), featured in the January 2018 edition of the Columbus Free Press!

HELLROYS are proud to be supporting Mr. Honky Tonk himself, Dallas Moore, and his band on Saturday, November 4th at Woodlands Tavern in Grandview, Oh. 
Get your tickets now for what is sure to be a sold out, righteous…

Join your old pals, the HELLROYS, Saturday, August 19th for the annual outlaw country-fest to benefit neuroendocrine cancer research.

Make plans now to be there with us and all our friends. This year's event will be held at Signatures…

Join the HELLROYS and tons of other great bands for this outdoor luau featuring live music, burlesque, unique vintage and tiki-themed vendors, food trucks, beer trucks, and tropical cocktails. 

The Hula Hop takes place Saturday, August 12th from noon…

Mainstays of the Midwest Americana scene, Nick Dittmeier & the Sawdusters is a four-piece band from Louisville, KY.  Nick & the Sawdusters will be at Woodlands Tavern Saturday, July 8th. They will be joined by America's Favorite Country Midwestern Band…

Join the Old Hilliardfest crew and the HELLROYS as they parade through the streets of Old Hilliard on the 4th of July!

This makes it official, the HELLROYS are America's most American band of America!

Forget Comfest...DUMBFEST is the place to be Saturday, June 24th!
Join the HELLROYS and our special guests Lydia Brownfield & Jeff Dalrymple, and Ville Billy Rebellion.

Big Room Bar

$5 at the door.

Join the HELLROYS and friends for the 7th annual CASH ONLY - A Tribute to Johnny Cash! 

On Saturday, February 18, nine of Columbus’ best bands will play nothing but Johnny Cash songs for one night only. 
ALL CASH…

The HELLROYS are proud to once again share the stage at Woodlands Tavern with our good friends in the Dallas Moore Band. 
Tickets available now for the show on January 27th!

HELLROYS will be joined by Lydia Brownfield and Jeff Dalrymple for the Honky Tonk Happy Hour on November 4th. 
Join us and your elegant host, Brent Miller, for fun, frivolity, and apple pie.

Igor and the Red Elvises has been described as "The best party band in Los Angeles"  by LA Weekly and "More irresistible than matryoshka dolls and more potent than a Molotov cocktail" by the Minneapolis Star Tribune.

Come out and…