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Asshole Dog Stickers!

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

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New Dumb Country Noise Out Now!

The first single, "Asshole Dog," from our upcoming 4th album is out now. If you caught one of our live shows recently, you are already familiar with this one. "Asshole Dog" is available now on all streaming platforms and from…

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Back in the studio!

The boys are back in the studio, recording what’s sure to be another chart-topper. Keep your ears peeled for the new single. 

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HELLROYS and Friends

HELLROYS and Friends

Saturday, August 13 @ 7:00PMSat, Aug 13 @ 7:00PM

Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. 3rd Ave., Columbus, Ohio 43212

Join your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, and some of their closest musical pals as they take over Woodlands Tavern on Saturday, August 13th. It will be a night to remember with the 3 Speeds, the Zach Whitney Show, the Apple Bottom Gang, and the HELLROYS! Doors at 7pm. Show starts at 7:30pm

Only $5 in advance! $10 day of show.

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HELLROYS at Village Idiot Maumee

HELLROYS at Village Idiot Maumee

Friday, August 19 @ 10:00PMFri, Aug 19 @ 10:00PM

Village Idiot Pizza, 309 Conant St., Maumee, OH 43537

Join your old pals, the Motherscratching HELLROYS, at Maumee's best place for live pizza and the dumbest in Dumb Country Noise! That's right, it's the HELLROYS at the Village Idiot Pizza in Maumee, OH. $5 at the door. HELLROYS at 10pm.

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