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HELLROYS Half Acre by The HELLROYS

HELLROYS Half Acre

The HELLROYS

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It's the slightly anticipated new album from the HELLROYS!

"HELLROYS Half Acre," the 4th album from the HELLROYS, features 9 brand new HELLROYS chart toppers plus covers of the Conway Twitty hit, "It's Only Make Believe," and the Johnny Cash classic "Big River!"

Order your copy today! Streaming everywhere on 9/29/23!

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    (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You 4:40
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    This Truck Is Drunk 2:37
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    Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I'm Drinking) 3:02
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    Between Satan & The Skull 3:03
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    Stole My Heart (And My Kidney) 2:30
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    It's Only Make Believe 2:42
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HELLROYS On Earth by HELLROYS

HELLROYS On Earth

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Personal Jesus 4:06
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HELLROYS Is Real by HELLROYS

HELLROYS Is Real

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered) by The HELLROYS

Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

The HELLROYS

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The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”

“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.

Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country

The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”

“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.

Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)" for free! Right here! Right now!

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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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