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NOW IN STOCK! You say you’re a HELLROYS fan, but you don’t have your own HELLROYS Brand Trucker Hat?! We say you need to reevaluate your life choices and now is the perfect time! Get the all new, Embroidered HELLROYS Logo Trucker Hat!
SnapBack/One size
$35.00
HELLROYS continue their history of innovation by offering something no other band has ever thought of: a t-shirt WITH THE BAND NAME ON IT!
Available now! Guaranteed to get you out of jury duty!*
*Not a guarantee
$25.00
INCLUDES A FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE SINGLE! Johnny Cash told us "God's got a heaven for Country Trash." Now, the Hellroys have a t-shirt for Country Trash! Unlike a lot of bands today, this shirt ain't no trash! It's a high Read more
INCLUDES A FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE SINGLE!
Johnny Cash told us "God's got a heaven for Country Trash." Now, the Hellroys have a t-shirt for Country Trash! Unlike a lot of bands today, this shirt ain't no trash! It's a high quality, District Made® Perfect Tri-Blend Men's t-shirt. White ink on a Heathered Charcoal colored tee. Sizes small to 3XL.
$25.00
ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE SINGLE!
Don't ever trust the Mothman! He lies! He cheats! He steals! To make sure you never forget that, get this!
District Made® Mens Perfect Tri, Black Frost t-shirt. Sizes small to 3XL.
$25.00
Updated and back by the demand of some, it's the ever-popular I DON'T DO NO DRUGS tee! Let everyone know what you DON’T do. Then, let them know what you DO do. Order now!
District Made® Mens Perfect Tri, Black Frost t-shirt with "Grass" colored ink. Sizes small to 3XL.
$25.00
We all love our trucks but unfortunately we can’t drive them 24 hours a day. Now there’s a way to inform the public of the volume of your truck on the rare occasion when you’re not behind the wheel! Includes free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"
Available now! Sizes small through 3XL!
$25.00
Show the World how big your dick is, ladies! Includes a free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"
Available now! Women's sizes small through 3XL!
$25.00
NOW ON SALE! Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a t-shirt!
$15.00
HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt! Powered by Earth Nutz! (Limited sizes available.)
$15.00
Country Trash
The Hellroys
We're doin' all right for Country Trash!
Don't Ever Trust the Mothman
The Hellroys
Wings like a bird. Squawks like a bird. Big ass cloaca too! Don't ever trust the Mothman!
Chíngate (Means I Love You)
The Hellroys
How do the Hellroys say "I Love You?"
Ted Nugent Shit His Pants
Hellroys
"Ted Nugent Shit His Pants" is the latest single from the Hellroys. It was recorded at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio on March 22, 2024. Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Joe Viers. Music and lyrics copyright 2024 by the Hellroys.
HELLROYS Half Acre
The HELLROYS
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"HELLROYS Half Acre," the slightly anticipated 4th album from the HELLROYS, features nine brand new HELLROYS chart toppers plus covers of the Conway Twitty hit, "It's Only Make Believe," and the Johnny Cash classic "Big River!"
Order your copy today!
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Asshole Dog 3:250:00/3:25
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The F-Word 27 Times 1:060:00/1:06
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This Truck Is Drunk 2:370:00/2:37
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Big River 2:530:00/2:53
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HELLROYS On Earth
HELLROYS
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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.
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Saving My Last Inch 2:430:00/2:43
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Personal Jesus 4:060:00/4:06
HELLROYS Is Real
HELLROYS
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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.
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My Truck Is Loud 2:210:00/2:21
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I Don't Do No Drugs 3:030:00/3:03
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Anal Alien 2:470:00/2:47
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Drink Drunk Enough 3:370:00/3:37
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Snake Handling Man 2:450:00/2:45
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Three Days Homeless 0:260:00/0:26
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Don't Think I Won't 3:060:00/3:06
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You Gave Me A Semi 2:300:00/2:30
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Devil's Right Hand 3:120:00/3:12
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Weremilf 2:400:00/2:40
The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).” “Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that Read more
The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”
“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.
Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)" for free! Right here! Right now!
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Wedding At Walmart 2:120:00/2:12
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Outlaws Don't Read 3:280:00/3:28
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She Tweeted Herself 2:400:00/2:40
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Put the Hammer Down 2:370:00/2:37
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