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Welcome to HELLQuarters! Ground zilch for Dumb Country Noise from the HELLROYS.

🔥 New HELLROYS Tees!! 🔥 

All new HELLROYS brand t-shirts just arrived! Available in sizes small to 3XL. Women’s style also available! 

+ HELLROYS Flame Logo tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD men’s tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD women’s tee

Available now from the HELLMart!

08/30/2023

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"HELLROYS Half Acre" Available Now! 

We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”

Well, the HELLROYS Half Acre is now available from the HELLMart! Click here to order.

The streaming release date is 9/29/23, but you can order it now directly from your old pals, the HELLROYS!

Here's the track listing:

  1. Asshole Dog
  2. Sodomy By the Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
  3. The F-Word 27 Times <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
  4. (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
  5. This Truck Is Drunk
  6. Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I’m Drinking) <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
  7. Between Satan & the Skull
  8. Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
  9. It’s Only Make Believe (Conway Twitty cover)
  10. Big River (Johnny Cash cover)
  11. Santa Claus Is A Commie

Get on it! Get the HELLROYS Half Acre today!

07/31/2023

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New HELLROYS Cloth Patches Now In Stock! 

That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch today!

01/05/2023

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"Between Satan & the Skull" OFFICIAL VIDEO 

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it out and let us know what you think.

 

08/07/2022

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Asshole Dog Stickers! 

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

Get the new "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker free with every HELLROYS merchandise purchase (excluding downloads). That's right! All shipments from the HellMart will include the "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker, absolutely free!

Get yours today! It's the perfect compliment to the new HELLROYS single "Asshole Dog!" Out now and available here!

 

06/12/2022

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HELLROYS Half Acre CD Release Party!

HELLROYS Half Acre CD Release Party!

Saturday, October 7 @ 6:00PMSat, Oct 7 @ 6:00PM

Rambling House, 310 E. Hudson St., Columbus, OH

Come out early on a Saturday night for a freebie from your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS. We'll be playing our brand new release, "HELLROYS Half Acre," in its entirety! Then, we'll follow that up with a set of fan favorites. It's an early evening of cunningly crafted country comedy done in our wheels-off, rambunctious way! Oh, and it's a FREE show! Make plans now! It's gonna be a blast at the Rambling House! Doors: 5 PM // Music: 6 PM Tickets: FREE

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