Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check…
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Out now "Between Satan & the Skull!"
"Between Satan & the Skull," the new single from the mudflappin' HELLROYS, is out now! Thanks for all the early interest and Spotify pre-saves! We really appreciate your support of our dumb country noise! This is the second…
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Asshole Dog Stickers!
Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you!
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Read moreJoin your old pals, the Motherscratching HELLROYS, at Maumee's best place for live pizza and the dumbest in Dumb Country Noise! That's right, it's the HELLROYS at the Village Idiot Pizza in Maumee, OH. $5 at the door. HELLROYS at 10pm.